Phoenix Global Community

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut ...3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but I've been told there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Any advice would be helpful, many thanks.

Hi Kracken

sorry to hear about your troubles with Wife 1.0

I would recommend changing to Divorce 6.9, this has been known to eradicate the issues with Wife 1.0 also giving you instant resources in funds back by around 50% since installing Wife 1.0. This will in turn give you access to Sleeparound 1.0 which is a new self satisfaction confidence rebuilding program.

Hope this helps.
Tech Support

However, Divorce 6.9 has been known to have its own issues. It is really a TSR (Terminate and Stay Resident) program that really never goes away even after deletion. It will creep back up no matter how hard you try to delete it. Also, it seems to include spy ware during its early stages of use. It has also been documented to cause intermitant outages of installed daughter cards you may have installed during use of Wife 1.0 as well. Divorce 6.9 also has a memory leak problem that cant be fixed, and may cause monthly resource drains as well.

My recommendation would be to swipe drive & run cheaper to keeper 10.9, its full of awesome resources & subprograms like, selective hearing 2.3, dragon auto response : yes dear 1.0, yes honey 2.5, & your right baby 3.0.
I have found that this seems to work best in this particular situation. This will still keep your resources at its maximum potential & give you some kind of idea of when its time to re-run, put money in my account again 5.0. this always works as you can monitor your resources as they get bogged down with all of the spam,,,,,,

I have a copy of JJ's cheaper to keeper 10.9 and can attest to its performance. :D
The selective hearing subroutine is particularly good. :?:

I say defrag everything and start out with a NOOB!!!!.. Or get a mac, oh wait I think their Java software has allowed malware to spread to up to 600,000 Mac computers. Forget it, its hopeless...

What store are you people getting your software from????? :shock: :? :shock:

Go to NoBegg.com or MyCloneCenter.com to buy your hardware... for your software you can visit BrokenWindows.com and BadApples.com. You can solve all your PC (Personal Crap) situations there.

ALERT!!! Mistress2005 creates conflicts with your adresses and when Wife 1.0 detects these conflicts will crash all your internal systems and resources. Instead of installing Mistress2005, I recomment to visit iPorn.com and download their software.

Not that I experienced these problems, just something I read at iPorn.com.

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