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I guess since I already joined the demographic why not make a little fun of myself....


‘OLD’ IS When....
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'

‘OLD’ IS When...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

‘OLD’ IS When...
You get an instant "face lift"
every time you let your bra loose.

‘OLD’ IS When...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

‘OLD’ IS When. ..
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fiber today.

‘OLD’ IS When....
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.

‘OLD’ IS When. ..
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fiber today.

AND

‘OLD’ IS When....

You are not sure these are jokes. <=== ME

hahaha I'm sending this to my dad.