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My oldest sister, 70 , posted this on her facebook page.

1. ATD: at the doctors
2. BFF: best friend fell
3. BTW: bring the wheelchair
4. BYOT: bring your own teeth
5. FWIW: forgot where I was
6. GGPBL: gotta go pacemaker battery low
7. GHA: got heartburn again
8. IMHO: is my hearing aid on
9. LMDO: laughing my dentures out
10. OMMR: on my massage recliner
11. OMSG: oh my! sorry gas
12. ROFLACGU: rolling on the floor laughing and can't get up
13. TTYL: talk to you louder

14. WAI = Where Am I ?
15. WAY = Who Are You?
16. WWIS = What Was I Saying?
17. OMG! = Oh, My Grandchildren!
18. OMB = Oh My Back!
19. FART = Flatulent Airborne Reaction Team (George Carlin)
20. HA!!!!! = Hearing Aid!!!!
21. LifeCall = I've Fallen, and I Can't Get Up!
22. DWI = Driving While Incontinent
23. ASST = Another Supermarket Shopping Trip

Nothing for "Silver Alert"!?!
Funny stuff Tommy.