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The Amish are non-violent" people!"

Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 11:32 am
by Ltm96
The Amish are non-violent" people!"

BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man

drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser,

die Khe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.

Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

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