Give me your best-Dad Jokes

[Muffinbun]

So I would have to say a few of you guys have a flare for making us laugh with "dad" style Jokes. Now it's my turn to pull up my socks, tie my robe tight, because I'm going full dad on this one. This joke is for your groaning pleasure.
(I just meant that this joke will be cheesy and kinda immature in nature but hope to get a smile,giggle...perhaps laugh from you guys. Also give me your best joke.) Thanks guys and have a good day. I need to get back to the grind.
Joke-
I told a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs...

Punchline
"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded "Come on, what day was I born?" “Yesterday." I replied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpaOy8b8X6A

[OsoTommyDragon]

[Muffinbun]

Dad joke level: 911 EMEREGENCY (found reddit)

http://imgur.com/eZSMsbq

[OsoTommyDragon]

[Angmar17]

Not a joke but a classic!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOKuSQIJlog

[Muffinbun]

Classic!

[OsoTommyDragon]