BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser,
die Khe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have shit in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
